How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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