How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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