eat a hot dog

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A guy at a baseball game....

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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