Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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womens rights

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

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