XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Women's Rights

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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