- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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