- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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