- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I am a mime

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man goes to the potty.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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