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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call two dog? dogs

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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