- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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