- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Yo mama so fat.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

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MOAR??

How old are you? 7

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Yo mama so fat.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs