- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

You idiot.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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