- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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