What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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women's rights.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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