- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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