Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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