Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My parents died!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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