What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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