- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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