- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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