- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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