- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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