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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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