- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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