how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Asian women drivers...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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