What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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