Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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You are joking right?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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