How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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