Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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