You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Anti Joke

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