9/11 my birthday

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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