How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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