A man goes to the potty.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

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