- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Read a Book.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

will you like this joke my sources say no

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