- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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