- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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