Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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