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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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