- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

You know what's catchy? A cold

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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