- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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