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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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