A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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