- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Blacks

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Tony Romo

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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