- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A pope meets another one

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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