- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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