- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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