Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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