What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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