- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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