- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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