So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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women's rights.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You are joking right?

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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