- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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