How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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T u r n i p s

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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