What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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