- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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