- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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