I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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gay pom...

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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