- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Women's Rights

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

it was all Tagart

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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