A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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