- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

You idiot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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