Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Turkey Balls

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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