You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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