Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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