- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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