Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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hello anomonous

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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