Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

mikey is cute

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops