why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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