How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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12 in general

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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