- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

America

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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