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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Barack Obama.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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