- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the fish say after he

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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