- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What did the fish say after he

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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