- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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