What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's green and blue? yellow

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

why are balck people black because they are

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A paralysed man falls over.

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