- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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