- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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