Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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