- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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