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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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