Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats a joke

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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