- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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