- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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