josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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