- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

I am quite mature.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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