What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Nobody cares maddie!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A seal walks into a club.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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