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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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