- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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