- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

girls basketball

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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