- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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