- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

it was all Tagart

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Face...the other white meat!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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