Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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