Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Robert Mugabe.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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