- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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