- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What fires shots? A gun

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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