A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation