- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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