i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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