- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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