Shltskc gw? G

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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