What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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