- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Oh, go away

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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