Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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