Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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