Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

hashtags suck balls

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Anti Joke

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