your no better than a cockroach

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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