Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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