Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whose your daddy? Not me

thumb_up thumb_down -13

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops