Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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