Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

whats yellow? lots of things.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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